been pretty busy lately...so haven't the time to stop and think and bitch bout the world...lol...well here's a joke to put a smile on your faces while i'm suffering with my workload...
This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off...
While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each. And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each". So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with him.
When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are white?"
The father replied, "You are damn lucky already, my son, 5 sens more and you are PURPLE COLOR now!!!!!!"
p/s : moral of the story always keep a condom in your wallet...hahaha...*blek*...signing out world...
p/s : wish YOU were here to share these moments with me...signing out world...
