came across a few jokes that i thought was just *damn* funny...

Two drunks walking down the street come across a dog sitting on the curb licking his balls. "Damn, I sure wish I could do that," says one of the bums. "You can," the other drunk said, "just be sure to pet him first."


Question : What's the definition of trust?
Answer : Two cannibals giving each other blow jobs.

Question : What do gay termites eat?
Answer : Woodpeckers.

Get it???took some time for the third one to sink in...my brain lagging...signing out world..

i've been wondering lately or maybe just day dreaming, then i realized...that i'm lifeless during the weekdays...okay this is how my day starts on weekdays...wake up damn early in the morning when almost everyone is sleeping (i assume)...get ready then drive to uni, attend classes, drive back home, rest for awhile, then sleep...and its the old same routine from mondays to thursdays (cause i got no class on fridays...uhhh la la uhh la la)...seriously, its making feel like robot...and this schedule really makes u HATE MONDAYS...cause mondays are the longest days, its starts 8.00 am to 5.00pm non-stop...this are the times when i wish i was the energizer bunny on drugs...well because i can't be the energizer bunny i have to overload myself with NESCAFE...hahaha...yup yup that's my bestest of bestest friend now...this lifelessness on weekdays scares me...cause only on weekends i'm able to go out and enjoy myself...i'm still studying and my life is like that alreadyar?!?!?!?...how la when i start working, worst lor...DIE DIE DIE...better find a 5 day week job lu like that...hahaha...just the thought of it makes me want to just continue studying as long as i possibly can...but cannot la...cause Monash damn ex la...hahaha...anyway hopefully i can start to find something to do during the weekdays that won't make me feel so lifeless...i pity all those working people out there...signing out world...

Finally i decided to browse through the pictures...well the pics below are from the Great Ocean Road tour...had to wake up a 4 or 5 in the morning just go catch the bus...half the tour was spent sitting in the bus listening to the tour guide...but i was sleeping through out the journey...lol...just woke up to get down from the bus to see the 12 Apostles, the Loc Ard Gorge (Loc Ard is a ship that sank there and there some story behind it...wanna know more go Google it...) and then there was London Bridge..."WTF???London Bridge in Australia"...yeah, that's what i said when the bus driver first told us that we'll be heading there...well waking up 4 in the morning shivering like hell and spending half the day on the bus...i would say that i never regretted going on this Great Ocean Road trip...its a once in a life time experience...sadly all this rock formations will soon be destroyed...so fast fast go and look see look see la k...haha...

Loc Ard Gorge

The London Bridge

The Twelve Apostles

p/s : don't f**king fall off...hahaha...just love this sign...signing out world...

Too tired and mostly lazy to write anything...so i'll do something that is totally not me...post up pictures...sights and sound that caught my attention in Melbourne...

Freaky Art

Classic Car Club

Graffiti on Hosier Lane

Chilling Out At Mt. Buller...

more pics will be uploaded soon...kinda lazy to browse through the pictures...so signing out for now world...

hey hey hey world!!!!!how ya been doing?well i'm in the land down under currently...i love the weather here but i have to admit at times it can get F**king COLD...and yeah cause the air is so dry here you don't sweat...so tak payah mandi la...hahaha...its too cold to keep on taking baths anyway...well i've been eating the food here...obviously right...it be a damn waste if anyone who visited Melbourne and didn't taste their arrays of food that they have to offer...it may be a little pricey at times but their portions a humongous...thats maybe why the "kuai lows" are so fat...hehehe...seriously...50% of the population over here are obese...well i can't blame them...their italian food here just yummylicious...then there the greek food which is "oh yeah........." then there i also the ice-creams or gelati....its HEAVENLY...i tried the famous DURIAN ice-cream and the texture, taste and smell is just like a freaking durian...its unbelievable...a country that hates durians have better durian ice cream than a country that practically worships the fruit...its impossible!!!!everything from the pastas to pizza to kebabs to hamburgers to hotdogs to donuts all so much more nicer than back home...well it seems that i'm trying to promote visit Melbourne 2007 right....

well after being here for almost two weeks i'm starting to miss Malaysian food...yes i miss RICE RICE RICE...i miss my nasi lemak...and my roti chanai...hahahaha...who needs delicious pasta when we have all types of laksa back home, who needs pizzas when we have roti chanai, chapati, thosai, who needs donuts when we have karipap and pisang goreng and who needs durian ice cream when we can have the real thing almost all year round...anyway the people over here they pay big bucks to eat Malaysian food...yeah those suckers...lol...soon i'll be back in M'sia...need my nasi lemak leh...hahaha...signing out world...

i'm sorry i'm leaving Melbourne...
i wish i could stay longer...
i wish i could stay forever...
please don't be sad...
please don't cry...
i'll be back home waiting for you ya...
loves...