feeling a little guilty for not updating my blog...well as you all already know...i'm having my exams now...so stress level is really sky-rocketing with turbo boosters...i mean one moment i'm all care free and the next moment i'm like the energizer bunny reading all the notes i have while downing mugs and mugs of instant coffee...even my sleep time is a little screwy now...been having very early morning papers (at 8.30 am...i mean...come on...so freaking early...have some mercy) EXAMS EXAMS EXAMS...the things we do to pass our exams...what lengths have we gone to just pass a simple test or an exam paper? copied? cheated? main tembak? ...then the next question...how many times have we cheated and passed? felt good or maybe a little guilty? and well the last question la...how many times have we been an accomplice to cheating?(means helping people cheat la)...

so anyway, well i got to be truthful to myself...i never cheated in a test or an exam before...hahaha...wait wait...let me rephrase that...i've never got caught cheating or copying in a test or exam before...hahaha...let me see...okay i've done the *psssst, question 2 what answer?* then there's the signal thingy and also the slip of the paper skill or the best just put the text book under your desk. ummm i've even used my handphone to send answers before and hid notes in my wallet...hahahaha...the ingenious ideas that i thought of just to get high grades for my exams...classical moments in life...

but something i realized since i left secondary school...i can't cheat anymore...DAMN IT...or i just feel guilty when i cheat nowadays...whichever it is...its just so damn hard to copy or cheat in an exam or test once you start college or uni life...this invigilators watch you like a hawk (not like the ones in secondary school where after an hour they just fall asleep)...if they could i think they would perform a cavity search on us before we started out exam...well i guess once you reach a certain age you gotta stop playing around and start studying and getting focused...i realized that once i started life in uni...its a tough environment for us care-free ones out there...anyway to everyone one out there NEVER STUDY HARD, STUDY SMART... signing out world...

(no offence to anyone who's name is Jack)
All work and no play made Jack a dull boy...
then it would mean All play and no work made Jack a dumbass...

i miss you cheeky darling!
love you..

mayn

i'm 22 this year,
still wishing you were here,
i want to feel happy today,
but i'm sorry i can't.

they brought out the cake and lit the candles,
they made me make a wish,
every year i make the same wish,
every year since you left.

what's that wish you ask,
its nothing much,
i just wish i could hear you say,
"Happy Birthday Son"...

okay for those who don't want to strain their eyes too much. here are the directions for using the NEW "WASH AWAY YOU SINS TOWELETTE"

1.Remove moist towelette
2.Devoutly wipe away wrong-doing
3.Spot check for stubborn guilt
4.Wipe again as needed
5.Dispose sins in waste receptacle
6.Go forth purified and moisturized

Okay lets start ranting into nothing-ness...ever wish you could wash yourself of all your sins and guilt. well some of us don't even know what guilt feels like anyway...ever said something to someone then regretted saying it and wished you could take all your words back...or pull a practical joke on a friend only for it to backfire into your own face...well this post is about pulling a joke on my classmates...

well this happen a few days ago...

Classmates : no class la today, lecturer won't come wan la. lets go back only
Me : oh yeah can go back lu....
Classmates : *bitching bout lecturer quite loudly and all happily packing up to leave*...

*i walked out of class through the front door...then had an idea to scare all of my classmate by rushing through the back door and shout "he's coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (*it means lecturer is coming into the class ar not anything else k)

Brilliant ME: *kicks the back door open and shouts* "OI HE'S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

........................SILENCE............................

this is the part where the whole class stares at me with the lecturer in the front and all of them giving me a WTF look...then burst out laughing...AT ME...and i was like *alamak plan failed*

apparently the lecturer walked into the class just as i left...i was so happy i could go back i didn't even noticed he walked pass me...hahahaha...so malu...so i put my humiliated ass into a chair...everyone still laughing at me...

Friend : WTF was that la???
Me : i wanted to scare you all la...
Friend : Fucking stupid la you...hahahaha
Me : i know la...don't have to tell me la...damn malu d k...
Friend : hahahahahahahahaha

so here i am now thinking of the brilliant ideas i've came up with in my life and this last prank has shown me that i'm losing it...i need to buck up on my pranks...hahaha...any ideas for getting back my dignity???...signing out world...

p/s : never try what i did...EVER...now if only they created a "TURN BACK TIME TOWELETTE"