will be kinda busy this whole week...with tests, reports and assignments and and and....not to forget CHAMPIONS LEAGUE...............GO LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!everyone pray so Liverpool wins okay...so this post is just to put a smile on everyones face...while i'm busy watching football...signing out world...


Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.

"I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About 9 months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a "little visit"?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit that I did." (Thinking to himself "Uh oh, what a fool I
was.. 9 months ago..)

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

p/s : moral of the story is never use your friend's name in vain...or when screwing around...

*wonder if they left anything special behind*

woke up this morning and it was raining *argh damn* i thought to myself *must i wake up?*...there were a few reasons to why i didn't want to get out of bed. first the weather was so darn perfect to continue my deep slumber. secondly if left my house at that time i'll would be stuck in a massive jam and lastly i was just LAZY...anyway by some miracle i got out of my "oh so comfortable" bed and dragged my "LazySleepy a$$" to the bathroom (okay we'll have to skipped the part of me explaining what i did in the bathroom...lol...i know some of you out there are curious)...with reluctance i left my homely abode and made my way to HELL aka MONASH UNI...haha...as i was driving the rain started to get heavier...then i thought i was drunk...my right side wiper was moving slower than the left one...for a minute i thought i was using telekinesis to stop the wiper...and then it happen my damn wiper gave way...so for more than half of my journey to MISERABLE MONASH i was basically tilting my body to the left so i could see the damn darn road...

well there i was tilting my whole body and getting strange stares from other drivers due to my unique style of driving...i sat there and thought to myself "could my morning get any worse?"...its raining, i'm stuck in a massive jam, my wiper is spoilt and my body is starting to ache from so much of stretching and tilting to the left...i told my self "dude its just not your day la, you should have just stayed at home and slept la"...so in a PMS mood i continued driving then out of the blue at the corner of my eye i saw a head popping out from a kancil...i mean its raining kinda heavy wei...why would anyone pop their head out of the car while their driving...this guy had his hazard lights on and his head is out of his window and he is BLADDY DRIVING...i said under my breath "you crazy muthafucka" ;op...eventually after five minutes of following this guy (his head is still out of the window in the rain mind you) i overtook this guy...ahhhhh rupa rupa nya wind screen pecah...hahahaha....i said to myself again "jace you're damn lucky today la...that guy could have been you so stop bitching and start driving"...okay i admit i talk to myself alot when i'm driving...i get bored driving to uni alone leh...so all in all it wasn't a bad day for me after all...i'm feeling kinda sorry for that kancil fella now...wonder how long he kept his head out in the rain...

so guys and girls...just as you think that you're the most unlcuky person on earth or its your worst day...there is ALWAYS somebody who is worst off than you...signing out world...

Hey anybody interested in buying a puppy...and at the same time you could buy an adult to take care of it...Dog training available but what about the adult is he/she trained???...sometimes people just don't think before they write or talk...so moral of the story for today...THINK!!!!...people use that mushy thing in your head to make the world a better place...signing out world...