DAMN WHAT HAS THE WORLD TURN INTO?!?!?!?!?

was sleeping this morning...then suddenly felt something moving underneath my blanket...thought is was my dog...then i thought to my self "my dog has fur....this dog under my blanket feels a little scaly...HOLY SMOKE!!!!!!!!!...."...yeaps a snake got into my house...then sneaked into my room...then tried to eat me...BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!!....what a saturday morning...huh...signing out world...

well today was a pretty unproductive day. i wanted to wash my car but failed to do so. wanted to study but as usual procrastination got the better of me. so i decided to get a hair cut. parked my car made my way to my normal barber push open the glass door and its like all hell has broken loose. KIDS a couple of them i think. they were moving too fast for me to count how many were actually in front of me. running, screaming, yelling, shouting, kicking, punching, jumping and just out of control. i look at my usual barber asked him how long i had to wait. well obviously he couldn't hear me and i couldn't hear a thing because of those hyperactive kids. god knows what reason they were in there for. i felt like taking one of those kids and giving 'em a nice "choke slam" just to shut the others up. but the funny thing was that their parents were right there in front of them oblivious about the fact that their children were acting like freaking monkeys on steroids. so i looked at my barber and gave him the "i'll be back tomorrow" face and left. so another failed attempt to make my day more productive.

if i can recall when i was a kid i never really did act like a monkey on steroids. maybe it was the way my parents brought me up. i mean i admit i was mischievous and up to no good at times. but when i had to shut up i'd shut up...who here thinks kids nowadays are just damn spoiled to the bone?...primary school students having handphones? secondary school students having designer items? but what i'm most jealous of is are 5 year olds with PSPs...haha...just feel like snatching it from their hands and running as fast and far away as i possibly can...haha...that be real cruel...hmmm...that reminds me the only time i see small little children acting normal is when there is a PSP in their hands...maybe that's the cure to keeping your children quiet...

and then there the ever famous supermarket occurrence...well its goes something like this...

kid : mummy!!! daddy!!!.................mummy??? mum....my??? daddy?? *looks worried* then *looks panic* then starts running and screaming on the top of his/her voice MUMMMMMMMMYYYY!!!!!! and finally stops and cries his/her eyes out.

after awhile...

voice on intercom : attention all shoppers...bla bla bla... kid wearing blue shirt... bla bla bla
parents please come to the information counter...bla bla bla...

what was mummy or daddy doing when little bobby went missing. hmm...most probably checking out some discounted item or chatting with a friend they met while shopping. is parenting so hard?or do parents just forget they have kids sometimes...or do kids just love to disappear into thin air. damn i feel like i'm going to offend alot of people...hopefully nobody reads this part...no offence readers...i mean imagine the trauma that kid went through...if i was 5 years old and i got lost i'd be scared shit...so in a nutshell parents please keep an eye on your children...SMACK them if the get out of hand :op...just joking...keep a leash on them so they don't get lost...this post goes out to that couple that lost their son at sogo a couple of weeks back...signing out world...

OKAY THIS POST IS JUST TO SHOW OFF THAT I WENT FOR F1 TODAY...HAHA...GOT SOME LAST MINUTE GRANDSTAND TICKETS...ALL I CAN SAY IS CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY...AND YES I THINK I'M DEAF...ALL I HEAR NOW IS JUST A BUZZING SOUND IN MY EARS...CHEERS MATES!!!!!!...signing out world...

Ever had that feeling that someone or something is watching you. Or the eerie feeling when you walk down an empty hallway. Has the hair on the back of your neck rise suddenly as though someone is breathing behind you (*looks back* phew...damn i scaring myself). Or maybe at the corner of your eye see a silhouette moving only to turn in that direction and stare at nothing at all...

Do you believe in ghost or supernatural beings or phenomenons?What about spirits or ghouls or whatever? For us M'sian it is the ever so famous pontianak or toyol. So do this creatures really exist or is it just a figment of our imagination...don't you think its kind of funny/weird that whenever someone claims to have seen a ghost or experienced a supernatural phenomenon that someone is always alone.NO WITNESSES, NO ALIBI, NO NOTHING AT ALL.i mean if this creatures can appear to one person why not appear to a group of people. Wouldn't it be fun to scare a group of ten then just one. I mean if i was a ghost i rather scare the shit out of a group of people rather than just one single poor soul. Getting back to the point on whether "they" exist or not. How do we really know that spirits exist? If yes, how can we prove it...

Ever heard about superstitions (su·per·sti·tion - An irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome) like don't look back when you sniff a whiff of jasmine in the air or never sleep in the middle when in group of threes OR ELSE...you know la what will happen. Will something really happen when we don't obey this urban myths...maybe we should get the Mythbusters to do an episode on this...lol...well for me i think this is all an old wife's tale or an elder brother trying to scare the shit out of his little brother.i guess there is an extend to how much we can believe and not believe at the same time.we believe too much we get paranoid about every single damn thing.don't believe at all...if something supernatural happens to us...we freak out and get an heart attack...just joking...as for me i believe and don't believe at the same time...touch wood nothing happens to me tonight...i hope i didn't offend any spirits...sorry guys...signing out world...

p/s : below is a real life supernatural phenomenon experienced by me.actually it just happen a few days ago.this event prompt me to write about this topic ...

This is a true story, it happened to me a couple of days ago, after a movie. It was just like any normal day so decided to catch a late night movie on my own. After the movie i found myself all alone in the hallway. Hardly anyone except for the guard at the cinema exit. So i made my way to the elevator and pressed "G"...thats where i parked my car.yes i was still all alone..it was about few hours pass midnight...i caught a late night movie la...don't ask me why...maybe cause i "kuai lan"

Unknowingly why, the elevator went up. I tried to press the down button again but it continued going up.When it reached the top floor,the elevator stopped! The door opened, and then, a girl who was mysteriously so beautiful, with long black hair and a white dress, smiled sweetly at me and entered the elevator(i was flattered). I was wondering who she was, why was such a pretty girl all alone. I asked myself...who is she, and why haven't she gone home yet when it was pass midnight, not scared kena robbed or worst ar.

I wanted to ask her but was too shy, so i just kept quiet lor. In the silence, the elevator went down slowly from one floor to another when suddenly it stopped, the lights in the elevator went out. It was pitch black...I pressed the emergency button...waited...but nothing happened. Suddenly, I smelled a very foul odor of something rotten... goose pimples went all over my skin...my
heart beat faster and faster,cold sweat broke out, I couldn't even breathe, ....and so, I started to pray and tried to calm myself, breathe normally i kept telling myself....while moving backwards slowly. Then, the lights came on. Suddenly, the girl who was behind me gave an eerie laugh.... and said..................................











Sorry i farted...

This is dedicated to an old post of "roadside relievers"...damn...imaging getting chased by a herd of elephants while trying to piss by the road...hell no, i won't help you...maybe this would be the best way to teach us m'sian to stop pissing by the roadside..."STOP ROADSIDE RELIEVING".

A very random post indeed. Dedicated to all who miss their love ones.

i was dreaming when i saw you,
should i have known it was a dream i wouldn't have awoken,
i miss you.

i was dreaming when i saw you,
should i have known it was you i wouldn't have awoken,
i love you.

have you ever had that "i wish i had" or "i should have" or "if only i just" moment...screwy feeling huh...well i woke up today just like any other saturday. i was just lazing around minding my own business like i do almost everyday.i was feeling very very bored...then the call came..."eh wanna go watch or not today's match between LIVERPOOL and arsenal "(hahahaha)...i replied "okay, sure lets go" so i got ready as soon as i could BUT i didn't know that we were going to crash a ESPN party hosted by PAULA MALAI ALI and HAIKEL at Laundry Bar.i brought everything i needed except a camera la...aiyooo...thats when i thought to my self "if only you brought a camera la jason...why you so lazy to bring the camera!!!!....why why why???i should have brought the damn camera"...well anyways it was one hellofanight i tell you...we won the game,drinks were free and hanging out with the best guys i could ever be with (hey guys don't "kembang" ar...hahaha). well let me make a long story short...

paying for toll : RM5.00
buying mentos : RM1.90
food : RM 20.00
drinks : RM FREE
TAKING PICs WITH PAULA MALAI ALI AND HAIKEL : PRICELESS (sounds damn cheapskate i know)

now if only i can find that cameraman that was taking our pics all night long...guys and girls please help me...if you see my pic out there somewhere inform me can or not??please la...hahahaha...ok la guys i damn shag d...till next time k...signing out world...

p/s : sorry for such a short and irrelevant post...oh did i mention i was standing right beside paula when we took pics but our friend conveniently forgot to on the flash...hopefully photoshop can save the pic...will try to upload the pics soon...just to show off la...hehehe...