hello world...as most of you know that my one and only has left for australia again...HAIHHH...i feel so cold and lonely...need a glass of stoutandtiger guyz...anyway...she was back for like 4 months and my life totally revolve around her...now that she's back over in the land down under i feel as though something is missing...well at least we have MSN messenger (my lifesaver)...which leads me to my next post...

i think most of us are hostages of a new type of force.A force so powerful that we are controlled by it.A force so strong that our lifes are emtpy without it.A force so influential that we need to report to it daily.Well if you haven't guessed yet, this new force is growing stronger even as you read this pointless rant :o) this new force is known as IM... "Instant Messaging".The IM front or their Generals are MSN messenger and Yahoo Messenger...LOL...i mean don't you think our lives pratically revolve around it.everyday we log on either to check our mail or just to see if any of our friends are online.Or some of us who just log on and leave the PC so that our presence will be felt by our fellow "hostages" of IM...we use it for every single damn thing...email,chat,send files and even video conferencing.soon we'll be able to order McDs through MSN Messenger la...i've been on holiday for the past 3 months and every single day i log on to MSN...and if there is a day i don't log on i feel as though i have not achieved my goal for the day...seriously its the feeling where you forgot to do something very important like turning off the stove before leaving the house or locking your car door.yes i admit i have been taken hostage by IM.so people if you have any remedies or a force that is stronger that IM please tell me...haha...

but alas i have to thank this IM force cause if not because of it i won't be able to see my one and only on a daily basis...thank you IM...i'm voting for u in the next elections...LOL...signing out world...

Chinese New Year is around the corner.WOOT WOOT...hmmm...this post has nothing to do with CNY basically...just that everytime i travel back on the highway down south during the festive seasons i tend to notice an increased frequency of "roadside relievers"...yes i mean those who stop all of a sudden by the road side/emergency lanes run out the car find the nearest tree/bush/drain to "pee pee"...where are your brains people?!?!?!?rest stops along the highway are build for some reason...DUH...from young ones to the adults all taking turns to mark their territory while a hundred cars drive by...come to think of it don't you/they feel humilated...can't you just hold it in for just a few more minutes till the next rest area...what i enjoy the most when i see these "roadside reliever" i slow down and honk at them.its like to teach them a lesson "oi got people looking la.it's a disgrace and have some common sense la".most of the time they actually feel embarass and tend to turn the other way and reveal everything to the car behind me...LOL...but there are some whom i think are the veterans of "roadside relievers" cause they actually wave back and smile...OMG...where is your self dignity...

well talking about passing motion in public brings back old memories(nightmares) when i was in Nigeria...yes believe it or not i've been to Nigeria...an eye opening cultural shocking period when i was there...guess what was the first thing i saw when i left the run-downed airport. i don't think you could even call it an airport.lets just call it an air strip with a conveyer belt.well going back to the story line the very first thing i saw was a man peeing on a wall and on the wall painted in black "DO NOT URINATE HERE"(you'll be able to see this sign painted on almost every wall in Nigeria) i was like WTF???DO NOT URINATE HERE???its that bad huh...going down the road a woman suddenly and out of no where squats down and...yes "pee pee time" i was shocked and dazed almost stunned by what i just saw and they not only "pee pee" anywhere they like the also "poo poo" anywhere they like...unbelievable...believe it...i guess these people don't believe in public toilets or maybe their defination of a public toilet is "out in the public in front of everyone".oh not to forget they also bathe anywhere they like as long as there is a source of running water(they also have their bath once a year-they stink to the highest heavens or lowest hells)

okay before i steer off too much.lets get back to our famous "roadside relievers".people if you actually need to go just "tahan" a little more la or maybe use a bottle or tie a rubber band around your knob.so during this festive season hopefully there won't be as many "roadside relievers" as last year and moreover with Visit Malaysia 2007 i don't think we want our tourist to think that we Malaysians just love to "pee pee" anywhere do we.signing out world.